Amsterdam sex clubs

As mentioned above, these places are quite similar to the private house-brothels, but they operate as nightclubs with liquor licenses and public lounge areas. Some of them are fairly small, but a couple are large and very similar to an upscale nightclub in the main area. All of them have a variety of rooms where you and the girl of your choice will have plenty of privacy. Some of the rooms are elaborate with Jacuzzi tubs and other fantasy elements, while others are basic rooms that will have a bath or shower attached.

How things work at the sex clubs

Once you arrive (we ll discuss that a bit more below) you might be asked an admission charge, or maybe not, depending on the place. You ll go in to a bar area where you ll be mingling with a mix of other customers and prostitutes. You can scan the room looking for someone who you d like to spend time with, but there isn t a rush once you are inside, and girls will be coming and going so if you don t see someone right away you might wait around.

When you find a girl who you like she ll usually be very friendly with you if she senses it. The drinks you are buying yourself are expensive enough, but she ll generally request that you buy her a drink while you chat. This will be discussed more below regarding the “champagne hustle.”

Once you ve confirmed your choice you ll go with the girl to a private room where you ll have an hour total to spend with her, which includes the time you ll spend undressing and dressing again. You ll usually start with a shower or bath and then a full body massage, but at this point things can go in a few different directions depending on you and the girl. It s best to discuss anything special you d like before you get to the room because many of the prostitutes won t perform certain things, at least for the standard fee.

Prices at the sex clubs

The prices between these places can vary wildly, but generally the nicer places with the better girls will charge more, so you kind of get what you pay for. There will usually be a standard hourly fee set for any girl in the place, but that fee can vary depending on the time of the day and the day of the week. The cheapest of the sex clubs is Jan Bik, and they charge €75 per hour for your time with a girl, all-inclusive, but most others start around €150 per hour on up to about €300. Again, it depends on the time of day and day of the week. A few places have a lower set rate before 7 p.m. This fee for time with the girl does not include an admission charge if there is one, or drinks in the club, which can really get out of hand.

The taxi scam

This is hardly unique to Amsterdam, and in fact a variation of it takes place at adult businesses around the world. If you ask a taxi driver in Amsterdam to take you to a sex club, they ll be thrilled to take you to the place that gives them the highest commission, regardless of anything else you might have asked about or suggested. You ll of course have to pay the meter and a tip, and the driver will also get a commission of around €75 from the club for bringing you.

This sounds very nice of the sex club to do, but of course it s you who ends up paying that entire commission as part of your tab either on your way in or on your way out. No one is likely to mention to you that your bill or admission was padded by €75 that goes to the taxi driver, but rest assured that you ll pay it if you arrive by cab.

Most of the sex clubs will offer you free transportation on their websites, but of course this adds up to the exact same thing. You ll pay a fortune for this “free ride” so the best way to get to one of these clubs is walking, or by public transportation, or if you do take a taxi just get an address of a restaurant or building nearby and then get out of the taxi and wait until they leave before you make a move to the club. You ll have to be a bit discrete with this since this is a huge moneymaker for the taxi drivers and they ll certainly figure things out if a single man asks to be taken from near a hotel to 50 meters from one of the sex clubs the taxi driver is only too familiar with.

The “champagne hustle”

Again, this is common around the world, so you can t blame it on Amsterdam, although you can go to one of the private-house brothels if you want to avoid it. Once inside one of these clubs the entire staff will do everything in their power to encourage you to buy expensive champagne to share with the girl of your choice. These bottles of champagne can cost up to €500, and they usually start around €100 at the very minimum for a small bottle.

Since the girls typically get a bit less than half the hourly fee for their services, they work hard to sell champagne out front because they receive a hefty commission for every bottle sold. Some of the girls will even tell you that they can t go into a private room until you ve bought at least one bottle of champagne, and they aren t kidding. Not every sex club is as aggressive as others about this, but prepare for this part of the experience when you are considering how much this experience is going to cost you.

Finding the sex clubs

Below you ll see a list of most of the popular sex clubs, and below this you ll see an interactive map so you can see where each one is located in relation to the city center.